BRB FBI

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Literally, the inkdrinker-coined "BRB FBI" stands for "be right back; federal bureau of investigation." The implication is that something one has just mentioned is illegal and that the FBI are at the door. Many variants of it are popular at YTMND.

"So how old is your girlfriend anyway?"
"Just 15. Oh shi - BRB FBI."

BRB FBI by inkdrinker November 27, 2005

Words you can keep

BRBFBI

be right back, (the) FBI (is at my door)

mark> Isn't that illegal?
jesse> Hmm..
jesse> BRBFBI

BRBFBI by We are Anonymous January 11, 2008

Related Words

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brbfbi

BRBFBI is a meme that originated from srs hackers who were busted during a srs LAN party. They all were killed by a rock slide. However, their phrase of choice lives on. It is the phrase of choice that you say when the feds do elite IP tracing and come to arrest you for downloading kiddie pr0n and music off the intertubes. They then interrogate you and take you to the pokey where you get loved.

This phrase is frequently heard during the ensuing lulz and drama of an alleged chan raid.

When uttering the phrase, all caps is necessary. Otherwise, the lulz of the phrase is lost, and you must get raped. A less funny version, "BRBFEDS," may be used as well, however the true inner meaning might be lost.

Person one: ohaider
Person two: I haxed yer daterbase
Person one: orly?
Person two: BRBFBI

brbfbi by Jackson Thomas August 10, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026