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This word is meant to inquire about people's interest in jazz

Here is a quote from The Famous Bmon: Hey little boy, c'mere... Ya like jazz?
bmon by Brenda01 May 9, 2020
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To pull a Bmon is when you don't get jokes nor sarcasm, you cannot understand the difference between something that's purely a joke and something serious.
Jack: hey bmon your gay.
Bmon: what no I'm not.
Jack: it's a joke dumbass
Bmon: how am I supposed to know that?!
Jack: it's called sarcasm.
Bmon: oh.
Bmon by The Little Birdy. March 11, 2019
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Ex.:
1. bmon man, but she's become a real snacc since the last Thanksgiving.
2. k man, I'll give it a shot
BMON by sticcman August 27, 2019
(pronounced 'Beemun,' rhyming with 'demon.')

A B'mon is the common colloquial term used to describe a Bong. If you and your niggers are hitting many bongs, the term can be pluralised to 'B'men'.
Oh no Jameson don't hit another B'mon, you're already spinning out too much!!

Yo Craig you're gay!
No I'm not john!
Yes you are, we were all having B'men and you pussied out faggot cunt!
B'mon by YungNus July 30, 2017
The biggest and best rapper in the tri-cities some say he is better than lil pump
Wow did you see bmoney's concert last friday
bmoney by The Texacan May 5, 2018
Someone who is an SJW, Usually a blatantly morbidly obese person of asian descent, very similar to Kim Jong Un in appearance with similar stubbornness
Person 1: Nathan is so stubborn!
Person 2. I know, his fat McDonalds overdosing ass is such an SJW
Person 1: what a BMOnus
BMOnus by FilDeSnek October 25, 2018

Bmonsters02 

The Cooler Bmonster
The Man Exudes Jazz, just one whiff and you know right there, that it isn't cologne, its his jazz
Luke: My goodness Brenda did you hear about Bmonsters02, its the new scent named after The King of jazz
Brenda: Yea luke, i took one sniff of it and i was overwhelmed by the jazz, it had me counting to red for three days
Bmonsters02 by Cactus Boi May 20, 2020
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