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(pronounced 'Beemun,' rhyming with 'demon.')

A B'mon is the common colloquial term used to describe a Bong. If you and your niggers are hitting many bongs, the term can be pluralised to 'B'men'.
Oh no Jameson don't hit another B'mon, you're already spinning out too much!!

Yo Craig you're gay!
No I'm not john!
Yes you are, we were all having B'men and you pussied out faggot cunt!
B'mon by YungNus July 30, 2017

Plan B money 

Giving money to one's sexual partner for possibly an abortion after knocking up one's sexual partner.
Had to give that bitch plan b money.
Plan B money by Tryna keep it 100 August 29, 2016

B-money-stats 

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.
"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"
B-money-stats by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

b-fast monay bb 

Money used to buy breakfast food.
“We goin’ to ihop cus you know we got that b-fast monay bb.

B'omarr Monk 

Specifically to know what the fuck a B'omarr Monk is.

This is clear reason to end your own life.
A- Hey check out the B'omarr Monk doing all of this shit in Return of the Jedi! Awww man the Jedis must be so pissed that they don't believe in The Force! Filthy forceless Heathens!

B- Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

A- Sometimes I cry because Yoda isn't real.
B'omarr Monk by indiesent August 4, 2006

O.B. Montessori 

Student1: Our school doesn't have budget to send me to the National Spelling Bee.

Student2: Oh, you study in O.B. Montessori.
The biggest and best rapper in the tri-cities some say he is better than lil pump
Wow did you see bmoney's concert last friday
bmoney by The Texacan May 5, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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