blort

The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.

This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!

by Bambooklyn June 15, 2009

Blort

A loud, explosive fart that may require a change of underwear.

OMG, my boss totally blorted during the meeting! I think he left a skid mark!

by coyote420 May 31, 2010

Blorts

Very similar to Jorts, only difference is the color of the material. Black jean shorts, otherwise known as blorts. Then, this leads to bleans, but that's something else all to itself.

I noticed a gentleman admiring some jorts, then he found some blorts that took his breath away.

by Johnny! April 28, 2008

Blort

verb: To blow bubbles in a viscous fluid.

noun: An adonis of a man.

The Blort dipped his face into honey and blorted to create a myriad of bubbles.

by Fuzbert Athew September 24, 2018

blort

blowing bubbles into a woman's vagina

Michael would just keep on blorting until she reached climax. it worked every time.

by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018

blort

Sound effect originally attributed (by myself) to tubgirl.com. Now used as a general word with many applications, such as an expression of disgust or an emphasis of something disgusting or displeasing.

Some Person: Shit I just crapped my pants!!
You: blort.

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

Blort

An Idiot's spelling of blew, sometimes used by chav's in the north of England

"No you Austin that's not how you say blown, Why on earth it would be BLORT!?"
"OOOH IM GONNA BLORT"
"Im going to blort him"

by The almighty Zeus January 17, 2023