by b--rad January 12, 2008

The act of saying you have to take a dump when you work place requires you to fulfill your job duties, or when a coworker needs help with anything that may resemble an act of work.
by LMLW January 10, 2022

Mars Blackmon first appeared in the movie "She's Gotte Have It" and was played by Spike Lee. Later on he became the Nike and Air Jordan guru from the late 80's through the early 90's starring in commercials along with Michael Jordan to promote the new line of Air Jordan shoes.
"Please, baby, baby, baby, baby, please!"
"Yo! This is Mars Blackmon and I'm chilling with my main man, Michael Jordan!"
"Yo! This is Mars Blackmon and I'm chilling with my main man, Michael Jordan!"
by Joe Doc March 27, 2005

An extremley flexible man. he complains about people's calves being "to" skinny. He dances lots and he wears sweaters. he has black frame glasses. HE IS SMART.
by boooooogers. May 01, 2011

by Gloria Waire September 12, 2006

by Spit staight facts August 06, 2018

the best fucking think that will ever happen to you. super caring guy. who always tries his hardest to make you feel like your on top of the world. although he is very lonely he makes others feel important. and will be friends with anyone. all he ever wants is a girl to treat him right, wont lie or cheat. but goes for the wrong girls.. treats girls with the most respect but not afriad to have fun.. makes big mistakes very often, but learns from them. and regrets many things.
by billy bob dumbass September 26, 2010
