In the early days of the internet when pop-up porn ads burst onto the screen so fast that you could not go back a page fast enough, thus getting caught in the porn black hole.
Man, I was at my parents house doing some porn surfing when I got caught in a porn black hole.
black guy with small penis usually 1 to 2 cm wide and 10m long
Other definition:
Small African retard wanking himself for a living
definition:
kids that are black and have no friends and who sell pornographic photos
hey mate wanna come over and watch some black guy porn
Person 1:Have you ever heard of Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier?
Person 2:What the fuck.
Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier in yo ass cheecks.
The rareporn that to you is re-watchable and when all else fails and other porns are not getting you off, you go back to a classic that can get the job done.
Chris couldn't finish masturbating while watch the grandma porn so he went to his fall back porn and watched his favorite; Back Door Sluts 9.
While on the computer whacking it to porno, one of your friends on AIM randomly i/ms you saying "hey, yo, w^, etc." and takes your mind off the porn and totally blocks you.
Yo man, seth what are you doing, my away is up and you keep on i/ming me while i'm trying to jack it! God damn porn block!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!