Billy Mays Day

n. an unofficial holiday celebebrated on June 28th in honor of the death of legendary salesman and TV icon Billy Mays. It is customary to wear a blue shirt on this day in memory of Billy, due to his trademark blue shirt that he wore in nearly all his infomercials.

I need to find a blue shirt to wear. Tomorrow is Billy Mays Day.

Billy Mays Day by chris71693 July 8, 2009

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Billy Mays Day

A day in which we celebrate the late Billy Mays. It's Traditional to wear a blue collared shirt with a white under shirt. Must also wear khakis. You must use CAPS LOCK the whole day. Even when talking to family or friends. If you can grow a beard by then, you are the man.

Guy1:OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!?!

Guy2: I don't even know if that was a question or a declaritive statement.

Guy1:BILLY MAYS DAY!

Guy2: There goes my ears.

Guy1:I GOTTA GO PUT ON MY BLUE SHIRT AND KHAKIS!

Guy2: what?

Billy Mays Day by MaysMan July 20, 2009

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Billy Mays Day

The Event In Honor Of The Legendary TV Pitcher Billy Mays It Is Common For Every People In America Wear A Blue Polo And Khaki Pants On That Tradition It Will Be First Officialy Observed On June 28,2019 In Honor Of The 10th Death Anniversary Of Billy Mays

Hmmmmm I Wonder What I Should Wear Tomorrow
Me:I Should Wear A Blue Shirt And Khaki Pants Tomorrow Because It’s Because It’s Billy Mays Day Tomorrow

Billy Mays Day by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 10, 2018

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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