Berks 

A very likeable person who never fails to make u smile. He can do anything if he tries although he is a scammer everyone still likes him . Not to mention summer does. You’ll soon find out Berks always wins

That guy is exactly like Berks

Berks by Berkan Atkinson April 2, 2020

Berks County 

PENNSYLVANIA

Berks County is full of parents that can't let go of their past and because of their affluence, decided to re-create it by recently switching back to two high schools. Unfortunately they didn't consider their children while making this decision and now the once wide varity of electives and extra ciricular activities have been cut in half. Berks has forgotten about their youth, their half ass excuse for a teen center and lack of anything to do for entertainment has lead to a widespread use of drugs. Oxy Cotin and cocaine are pretty popular.

Exeter is a club for elitests that can't afford to live in Wyomissing. Exeter is just a place to spend money. If you drive through here on a week night after 10 o'clock in anything less than a BMW, you're almost guaranteed to get pulled over by at least two cops.

Ever since the deindustrialization of Muhlenburg, the city has rendered itself a rather useless place (unless you're trying to pay cheap rent). Even though local government has attempted to clean up the city, Berks county considers Muhlenburg a dirty place where crappy drugs and after hours liquor stores are found in abundance. Unfourtunately it's doomed to stay this way unless the residents starts to care about the place they live. Litter covers more area in this city than the actual population.

As bad as Muhlenburg is, Reading takes the cake. The roads are just as bad as the people, cracked out and filthy. Litter however doesn't seem to be as big of a problem here but... the people themselves are trash. It's fair to assume most of the people in this city have lived under the powerlines for a number of years. Reading has some nicer areas where it starts to border Wyomissing and this is the area most Reading kids like to pride themselves on... but we all know Reading sucks, it's Kutztown's ugly sister.

Note: Racial profiling is common in all of Berks County.

Also Note: It's fair to assume that the youth population does at least 2 out of 4 listed below:

- Drinks and/or does drugs
- Listens to Dave Matthews
- Goes to private school
- Has mexicans do their landscaping

Lastely note: All Hill girls are sluts

Guy: "Wow... you must be rich, you're from Berks County!"
His Friend: "Nah... I'm from inner-city Reading."
Guy: "Oh..."

Berks County by Jonathan Brock September 21, 2005

Berks County Temperature Check 

When a female is performing oral sex on a male. The male inserts his fingers into the asshole of the female. The male then forces the females head down causing her to gag. The gagging forces the female clench her core muscles causing the asshole to clench down on the males fingers.

Last night Jenny was giving me head. I gave her the Berks County Temperature Check. And I blew my load in her mouth.

Berks County Temperature Check by TheRecipe144 August 19, 2023

Berks Technical Institute 

A junior college in Central Pennsylvania that is a pitiful excuse for a educational institution. The school has no pedigree, even among lowly 2-year colleges, and on average one student of ten will find a job in their field, the rest will work at a retail job or go on to a real 4-year school wondering why they fucked up their lives. Most of the poor quality of the education stems from overcrowding and lack of resources, i.e. two classes sharing a computer lab at the same time, and computers with Adobe CS1 software. No joke.

Sorry guys, I don't have a summer break, I go to Berks Technical Institute.

Colleagues: Where the hell is that?

Berks Technical Institute by _jester November 24, 2011

Penn State Berks 

A Penn State satellite campus located in Berks county PA. its a small campus, everyone smokes, the doors are ridiculously hard to open in the library, everyone thinks we are stupid, but we are just as kick-ass as main campus students, we have awesome professors, Billie Walker is the coolest reference librarian on earth, have a romantic dinner at Tully's, the hottest cars are our parking lot, you can eat, drink and yell really loud in the library, the Larson building always smells like poop, always some guy driving a gator tractor thingy around picking up cigarette butts, we have the hottest babes and the wildest parties with the most beer!

Q: yo were da hottest parties tonight?

A: Penn State Berks yo!

Q: yo were das everyone hang out and smoke?

A: Penn State Berks fool!

Q: weres da hottest babes at man?

A: Penn State Berks playa!

Penn State Berks by Berkssuperbeerdrinker October 19, 2009

Penn State Berks 

This is the biggest pussy school of all Satellite Campuses out of any college or university in the country. Nobody does anything there, no parties, and no pussy. Only thing you can do is go to the gym and cross your fingers waiting for the day you get sent up to main. You will be the butt of all jokes with your friends if you go here.

The cunt Sally couldn't get into main so she took her last option and went to Penn State Berks.

Penn State Berks by Lenny Kikstra August 3, 2011

Fill in the beaks 

the act of “insert action” to poachy smalls, it can mean a variety of things so long as it’s applying to the beak aka “poachy”

Ie, to fulfill a task with Poachy or complete an assignment with the aid of poachy/ receiving her help to complete a task

To “fill in the beaks” is , well, TO FILL IN THE BEAKS !

I be blastin that ass like a beak
Make ya poach squeak

Help me clap them cheeks
So I can fill in the beaks

Guy 1: man I gotta finish that philosophy exam, I better fill in the beaks

*calls a chicken over the phone*

“If you are to pass that test you best fill in the beaks”

Without the beak one cannot fill in the beaks

Fill in the beaks by Gibbygeo February 11, 2022