Girl 1: You, ok? I heard you broke up with Jesse.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's being a real bandejo about it.
He's drunk dialed me screaming every night this week.
Then when I walk past him on my way to class, he won't
acknowledge me.
Girl 3: Chin up, girl. You were born with one asshole, you
don't need another.
Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.