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slang, derisive, meaning 'dickhead'
Can't you drive like a human being? You stupid bendejo!
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Spanish for asshole, as in an obnoxious person, not the anus.
Girl 1: You, ok? I heard you broke up with Jesse.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's being a real bandejo about it.
He's drunk dialed me screaming every night this week.
Then when I walk past him on my way to class, he won't
acknowledge me.
Girl 3: Chin up, girl. You were born with one asshole, you
don't need another.
Bandejo by bonitoni December 10, 2007
spanish for stupid person or retard
steven, stop being a bendajo.
bendajo by shaynana May 13, 2005
One of the best casters on JTV. A massive failure. He is the brother of Bushwick78, another JTV caster.
Benderofx is a bucket of fail.
benderofx by Naccarius June 5, 2011
Someone who will diss everything. A complete low-life
Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click".
bendeco by Jed January 12, 2004

bendelow 

To bend your penis low under your testicles (originates Gillingham Kent)
He wanted to dress up as a woman and needed to try a bendelow
bendelow by Misio May 16, 2017
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