BEETS

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A term Massapequa students use as a practical joke towards one another. Inducing online trauma and remorse. The shame of being "BEETS" 'd promotes social dismay and depression.

Yo man, I left my facebook up for one second and I got "BEETS" -Sir Sweeps

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. -Bass

BEETS by Randell J August 31, 2010

Words you can keep

Beets

Another word for "Cool" or "Good"

"That fire is hella beets dude!"

Beets by Mr.Beets April 25, 2010

Beets

A vegetable similar to a potato in that it is a root and carries similar qualities to potatos. The inside of this vegetable is purple with blood red juices. Nigger's happen to love this vegetable very much. You have to be careful where you use the word because negros will flock to beets.

"Ya'll got them new Beats by Dre boy?"

"Naw nigga but my moms got deez fresh beets from da market, gawd"

"Damn nigga, I love me some beets. Hand em' ova"

Beets by Blunter420 January 9, 2013

Beets

A friend of the person who dances about with his tits out all the time, the tit dancer being Toad

"You are gay Beets"

Beets by Dougs. February 15, 2004

Beets?

The act of questioning a friend if you would hook up with a certain girl.
Used in code in order to protect the true question. Can be said directly in front of girl.

"Beets??"
(Walking through the mall, and see a decent looking girl that you need approval of) You would say.....
'Hey bro, Beets?

Beets? by TheWhiteKnight January 6, 2008

.Beets!

some piss colored yellow name guy

.Beets! is a retard

.Beets! by hunkymunky69 August 19, 2018

Beets Me Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with beets!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets Me Burger, it comes with beets!"

Beets Me Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026