Be Back In An Hour Or Two.
Used when "brb" is too quick for the amount of time you're gonna be away.
You can also say "bbihah", which means "be back in half an hour", but that's just too stupid.
A commonly used abbreviation when chatting on any online instant messaging server for purposes of leaving a conversation and not intending on returning to it at a later time.
SasquatchX (9:14:15 PM): I'll bbiahossdcomr
HrdrBtrFstrStngr (9:15:01 PM): you mean you'll be back in an hour or so so don't count on my return
SasquatchX (9:15:58 PM): exactly
SasquatchX signed off at 9:30:32 PM.
SasquatchX is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!