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Boston. Follows the new England Trend of adding "a" were "o" is commonly said. Why, because we ah that Fackin' cool.
Tim: The Yankees suck nuts.
Ryan: And Why the Fack is that?
Tim: Cause they'ah from New Yahk and nat Baston, cause New Yoahahs ah a bunch of fairys who drink stahbucks and live in "the city".
baston by Padraig August 11, 2005
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born 4/21/82... he perfected the roundhouse kick at a young age. at the age of 7, October 17, 1989 at 5:04 p.m., he performed the kick which actually made contact with a tree and caused the Loma Prieta earthquake.
Caveman forgot bastons lunch for the 5th time... caveman never saw it coming...
Baston by jasonlo54444 October 14, 2008
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1. a cane or stick
2. pants cut
3 school slang for a fat idiot, hopeless in love
1. Oi, get me the BASTON I can't stand up.

2. My mother wants the BASTON cut.

3. Can you not be such a BASTON.
Baston by Yukari Akiyuma May 19, 2018
Word that New Englanders cant pronounce the word is BOSTON but those freaking idiots cant speak proper english this shit is funny cuz they are dumbasses
Go Baston Redsax

Im a complete idiot cuz im from Baston

The Baston Red Sox suck ass compared to the Yankees
baston by Matt October 13, 2004

flight to baston 

when getting boss head.....A.K.A Dommer Simpson.....
Im looking for a punk rock white bitch to give me a flight to baston....

Where is Dommer simpon at???
flight to baston by Jeffrey Carter August 22, 2006

Boston College

School full of rich white kids who drink excessively on the weekends but put in work during the week. Most of them will either become doctors (or so they think), teachers, or accountants. Spend way too much time at the gym. Everyone acts like they're failing every class but a "failing" grade to them is actually a B. Not actually in Boston but fucking gorgeous campus. Amazing hockey team, shitty football and basketball teams. No engineering school which is weird, but all in all a top tier school with an annoyingly Catholic vibe.
Every top ten kid in my rich suburban Northeast high school who didn't get into an Ivy went to either University of Virginia or Boston College.
Boston College by Typerwithadrive November 29, 2016

clint barton 

Member of the superhero team the Avengers.
He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark
Clint Barton Aka Hawkeye
clint barton by Lupin80 November 24, 2013
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