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A phrase to express frustration. A replacement for the word "darn" or "dang it."
When Annabel tripped over Lauren's large testicles and into a pile of poopy jello, she exclaimed "BALZ!!!!"
balz by Dwarfscum18 January 13, 2017
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Joshua Balz, who goes by Balz, is the keyboardist and synthesizer for gothic metal band Motionless in White. He also owns a store in Pennsylvania with his girlfriend, Ryan-Ashley Malarkey, called The Strange and Unusual.
Balz and his girlfriend are so cute! They are relationship goals.
Balz by BandAddict77 August 23, 2016
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Balz: A persons general area, life or social networking circles. Alternatively, a persons actual genitalia, including, but not limited to a man's testicles.
Oooof, that was right in my balz...
Balz by benjaminboomstand May 20, 2011
Balz is a ginger boy. He‘s quiet but ready to fuck his best friends mum! And yes he got red pubes too. He also is the most intelligent in every room with exception of Stephen Hawkin. In switzerland you would call him a „ gaile figger“!!!
Yesterday i had the night of my life, he was a real Balz!
Balz by Max1220 July 7, 2021
Plastic balls, like in a ball pit. What? Were you expecting something Suspicious?
Damn these balz be hittin' different today

Balz Palsy 

When one testicle hangs so much lower than the other , that it causes the corresponding eyebrow of the higher testicle to raise .
She kicked him in the nuts so hard that he still had Balz Palsy days later.
Balz Palsy by Ben waah October 9, 2020

Baby Balz 

The product of Chris and Angelo making endless babies. Baby Balz is another nickname for Joshua Balz, and he has a puppy names Winter Fairy, or Wi-Fi.
"AW! Look Baby Balz!"
"....that's my son, moron."
Baby Balz by Bawlz. April 10, 2012
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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