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BAK Middle School of the Arts 

A school in west palm beach florida that everyone is dying to get into. the first day of sixth grade is kinda funky kinda fresh next thing you know your stereotyped by ur major and it sucks ass. dance majors are mean and stupid but some arent so kinda good i guess. music majors are the nicest except no one fucking cares what a treble is rebecca. art majors...um...😸. communications it’s a mix some are really nice others are really odd. then theater. the almighty. a group of hoes and vsco girls have a child that can’t hold in her tampon. but some are kinda nice we good w that. everybody gangsta till the teachers give you projects the same day you have field trips for your major. suck my big left toe please. 7th is the worst everyone is in their little groups and if you don’t have one you might as well go under the train you take every day for 45 minutes. 8th is when it gets better cuz u know ur gonna leave. now ur just thinking whether you should audition for dreyfoos bc the same thing will happen all over again with the same people. good luck!
BAK Middle School of the Arts can suck my big left toe.
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BAK middle school of the arts 

bak... oh bak... let’s start with the weirdest... BAND.. just a bunch of nerds who casually walk around the halls t-posing and yelling slurs. visual is just some anime kids nothing special. next is vocal, either super bossy and think they’re all that, or chill. communications is either utterly annoying or chill too (there’s no in-between). dance, ALL ANNOYING. all they care about is that they are level 3, and better than you are. and lastly theatre... the ALMIGHTY. like the other definition, either vsco girls or weird hamilton musical kids. dance and theatre are usually where the popular kids are. 6th graders look like 4th graders and have no idea what they’re doing. 7th think they are all that and start to get into cliques. and 8th is where you finally get to do something but won’t last for long.
them: hey don’t you go to bak middle school of the arts?
me: yeah... sadly

Bak Middle School of the Arts 

Bak Middle School. The school everyone thinks they want to go to until they actually do. If you didn't think about killing yourself or dye your hair at some point during your Bak experience, did you even go there? I was barked at more than once in my 3 years at Bak. The teachers are hit or miss, the admin sucks, the lunch is radioactive. Everyone gets stereotyped by their major, honestly for good reason. The dance majors are bitchy and have the IQ of a rock, with exceptions. Music majors are usually nice but a good quarter of them are weird ass band nerds who t-pose and make ur mom jokes in their spare time. Half of the communications majors are chill but the other half are weird. Visual majors are...um...yeah. And how could I forget Theater, the one, the only, the almighty. There's a reason theaters the most hated major because every single one of them is either annoying as fuck or overly obsessed with hamilton, there are no exceptions. 6th grade is the best because most people are still at least somewhat normal. 7th grade is a no. 8th grade is alr bc even though you're depressed you know youre leaving in a couple months. Then you get to relive the nightmare for another 4 years at Dreyfoos!
Rando: You go to Bak Middle School of the Arts?
Bak student: Yup
Rando: *laughs*

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026