The Worst Name ever to exist because everyone is just instead going to call you Bard. Baird is generally a weird and wonderful person who has nosey parents who loves anime and Japanese culture to a rather unhealthy degree.

Jeremy: Yo is that Baird?
Dawson: Yea that is definitely Baird alright.

Baird by Hitler's Vagina September 30, 2020

baird oot

scottish term for get your fanny/pussy/vagina out.

i had her baird oot last night!

baird oot by ebonator October 11, 2009

Baird middle School

Fake ass people. Everyone vapes. Girls date almost every boy. 8th graders hate 7th graders and 7th graders hate 6th graders. The teachers are honestly annoying. baird middle school is honestly mad dumb.

Baird middle school can stop giving us so much homework.

Baird middle School by Bob The Buliderrr November 11, 2018

Baird Cantrell

A guy who spends his time playing video games, kicking balls, and watching TV. He always is kind to you, but you definitely don’t want to get on his bad side.

Guy 1: Is that Baird?
BAIRD: Kamehameha!!!!

It is Baird Cantrell

Baird Cantrell by Guy man 23 January 13, 2024

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026