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B.Y.O.S.S

A common TableTop or Tabletop-TextBased RPG phrase, standing for "Bring your own Stat Sheet." An associated phrase to B.Y.O.B.
Hey, if we're playing DnD tonight B.Y.O.S.S.
by Kamarihi & Dmitri August 9, 2009
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b.y.o.s.f.

Bring You Own Single Friend is a new trend in parties - bringing a single friend to a party that you're not interested in
Did you hear about the party? The invites say B.Y.O.S.F., so why don't you bring your hot roommate?
by Rose Michaels December 5, 2013
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D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by worldgoesround June 10, 2010
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D.B.Y.M.O.S.E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D.B.Y.M.O.S.E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by miserylovesyourcompany June 12, 2010
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D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
by thankgodforuswillyou June 12, 2010
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B.Y.O.F.S.

B.Y.O.F.S or Bring Your Own Fucking Shit is the way to respond to the office mooch when he wants to come to a party you are having.
Mooch: Dude I heard you were having a party.

You: Not really a party. Just some guys coming over to watch the game.

Mooch: Sweet I'll be there at 2.

You: Ok, but just so you know its B.Y.O.F.S. cause I'm not buying any shit for you!
by BOHICA2010 October 16, 2008
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s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t

The act of being very forgetful.
my girlfriend forgot to give me a goodbye kiss. She is such s.s.s.o.p.g.y.b.s.d.l.t
by s_t17 May 14, 2008
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