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13 year old kid named Michael Ballew. He dreams of one day uniting the world in peace and love. He is a rapper and plans on making it as far as he can in the hip-hop industry by using his own painful recollections and memories to try and reveive what is left of the rap world. He is a freshman, broke as hell and is trying to find love. it's hard out there for a lover. he follows his own philosophy called 589 which means "love the world" he literally takes into consideration other peoples lives and tries to walk in their shoes for a little bit just so he can understand and love the world a little better each day. He loves music. Music is his life. When you read this Try to remember the name because the moment he blows up, The world will change. Its time for change. Contact him at gamemaster5@charter.net, Facebook. (Michael Ballew) or myspace.com/drakius5000. He can't record yet but the moment he can his songs will be all over youtube and Myspace. Get ready people. Its time for love to be reborn. -B.E.A.R 589
B.E.A.R is honestly going to be one of the best upcoming rappers in the recent times. He is signed to his own record label with many artists just like him. IIIrd degree is the name of his Label, He loves to love. Check him out sometime, The moment he gets the ability to record man, You're mind is gonna be blown, out your ass.
B.E.A.R by KrunkedMofo July 7, 2010
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That house was like $750,000 and a black dude just bought it WTF. Oh he is a B.E.A.R.
B.E.A.R. by shiptattoos July 7, 2011

B R E A D B A N K 

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020

K A R L S O N V I B E 

The theme for the game Milkman Karlson by the youtuber Danidev.
K A R L S O N V I B E is da best song ever.

e.g.b.a.r. 

everythings gonna be all right
Hey man e.g.b.a.r. dont worry.
e.g.b.a.r. by nasa homie August 19, 2009

B.A.R.B.I.E.S. 

Basic Ass Ridiculous Bitches Imitating Everyones Swagg...

(via @iEatTheePussy...Follow This Hilarious Nigga)

Have You Ever Seen An Ugly Bitch With A Bad China Doll Weave with The Pink Track In The Back...And 2 Top It All Off..She Not Even Cute....

Thats A Barbiee.
Tryna Be Like Nicki Minaj..
BITCH DO WHAT YOU DO..LET NICKI BE NICKI
SMH
Dang..Thes B.A.R.B.I.E.S. Be Killin Me...
B.A.R.B.I.E.S. by CheSwaqqed January 26, 2010

b_.a_r_b_i_e 

The best barb page on tik tok, b_.a_r_b_i_e>>>suckafreemaraj
b_.a_r_b_i_e Is the best tik toker to ever exist
b_.a_r_b_i_e by Nya Minajjjj August 28, 2021
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pajama casual 

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funflation 

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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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