Acronym for "Better Be Hitting That" or "Best Be Hitting That."
Best used when one of your friends is talking to a girl (whether good looking or ugly). It can be used in any situation where someone is talking to same or opposite sex.
(While your friend is talking to a hideous looking girl)
You: "Hey Bob B.B.H.T."
Bob: "Aww fuck you!"
Ugly girl: "What does that mean?"
Bob: "I better be hurrying this up"
This is behaviour exhibited by straight men that is generally considered homosexual. Multiple examples of BHB by a singleindividual may be a sign of B.H.D., Borderline Homosexual Disorder. Generally this is diagnosed as a three strike policy.
Examples of B.H.B. include:
Enjoying glee
Randomly speaking in high 'sing song' tones
Disproportionate love of Lady Gaga Wearing exceptionally tight jeans such that a division symbol is present in the crotch region
Understanding anything to do with Sex and the City
Any drink of choice that is not beer
Cannot relate to the movie Remember the Titans
Metrosexuality in ALL forms
T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I is from the famous song Washing Machine Heart by Mitski, For example the lyrics βToss your dirty shoes in my Washing Machine Heart. Baby, Bang it up inside.β