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A water bottle or a bottle containing liquid that is refrigerated or put in the freezer that is used to contract a males nutsack for easier shaving so as not to cut any sensitive areas with a cheap electric shaver or razor. (The B in B-Bottle stands for “Balls” or “Ballsack”)
Here’s how to use a B-Bottle:
1. Take a water bottle or something similar and easy to acquire.
2. Place it in the fridge or freezer by itself and mark the cap with a B as to not confuse it with any other bottle.
3. After it is cold enough, before you are about to shave your balls, place the cold bottle against the sack in order to contract it enough to where they get hard and don’t sag.
4. Use your improvised shave method without the risk of cut yourself.
This method is for people who don’t really understand how to shave properly or don’t have the money to spend on a 200 dollar electric fucking shaver.
B-Bottle by DEADLYsanta193 September 25, 2026
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