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brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag)
brouche bag (a.k.a., b bag) by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015
B kool bag your tool
B kool bag your tool by Anonymous November 8, 2003
B kool bag your tool
This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.
"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."
B kool bag your tool by Tyrone Jenkins July 31, 2006
b-bagging
(verb) Much like the age-old practice of tea bagging, b-bagging is an alternative that can be carried out by the female agressor. It involves an assailant thrusting her bosoms into the unsuspecting victim's face, preferably forcibly entering the target's mouth. Although a sex-crime, this can be pleasurable for the sufferer depending on the condition of the booby and force with which the titty is shoved.
B Hole Bagel
Yo! where'd ya get that b hole bagel?
Check out my bagel, looks like a b hole.
Yo, they sellin b hole bagels at Tony's D's son!
Check out my B Hole Bagel, shits church.
Check out my bagel, looks like a b hole.
Yo, they sellin b hole bagels at Tony's D's son!
Check out my B Hole Bagel, shits church.
B Hole Bagel by Machinegun Fellatio August 17, 2012
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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