Ayers 

The Ayers were a strong willed people. They were Sioux Indian bred and truly powerful gods. Their colossal penis size scared off enemies and drew in lades with their jiggly tits. In the early 1900's they found the of the queen of the hermaphrodite tribe "falatiaqueer". Soon after this joining of the two genders the hermaphrodites sent out a large tsunami of cum to incinerate the Ayers tribe.

The Ayers were badly bruised after the thick sweaty cum suffocated their tribe. By the 1930's the Ayers conquered. They created a time machine and in doing so went forward in time and cut of Hitler's dick. One of the laymen of the Ayers tribe sucked Hitlers penis blood and died as a result. Each tribeman had to fuck Hitler's dead body until the stretched asshole bled. The Ayers were truly saddened by the death of "Tom" the laymen of their tribe. By the 1950's the Ayers secretly created the Tuberculosis gene, injecting rats which in turn bit and infected humans.

Around the 1980's the last of the Ayers tribe died off and made their last impression by fucking every piece of technology. In today's day and age every piece of technology even those shitty Iphones used by future Ayers families have been fucked in some way by the Ayers tribe.

The the last message sent out by King William Ayers in 1982 was "Beware our people, for technology does not stop us from fucking. Every young man shall take home a young female and fuck her vigorously." -1982 King William Ayers.

What is Ayers?

OH you mean the Ayers tribe. Yeah they killed Hitler and drank his penis blood. Their pretty fucking awesome.

Ayers by theepicfinger December 31, 2011

Ayers 

Something extremely large, like Ayers Rock, now Uluru

That's an Ayers head on your beer; i've got an Ayers hunger for fries

Ayers by mitoew December 17, 2019

ayers 

ayers is an amazing guy.

he can be shy at times but always falls for one person and never stops. ayers is usually his middle name that he goes by. he is caring and will always make sure your doing okay. he will be the one person to stay up late to text you when he knows your not home and will wait for you. ayers is a sarcastic person and has a great sense of humor. he is very athletic and has abs. he is very good looking but doesn't have a big ego. he is protective to the one he loves and cares about them with everything he has in him. ayers is so awesome and will make you smile every time he says something. he accepts you for who you are and finds the right girls by their personality not their looks. if you have a ayers in your life, never let him go!!!

"ayers is obsessed with you, and your lucky to have him"

ayers by alyssa brownn January 18, 2022

ayers rock

the sexual act of a man covering one's penile shaft with the scrotum. the man's concave balls then resemble uluru, the largest rock located in Australia.

Mark is showing Tom how to perform ayers rock

ayers rock by dopoe09 February 18, 2019

The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers 

Nickname for former US President Barack Obama that originates in the Bill Ayers 2008 presidential election controversy. Bill Ayers is a Chicago-based college professor who lived in the same neighborhood in Chicago as Obama and they were friendly with each other. Ayers was a 1960s radical who was a member of the militant leftist group the Weather Underground in his youth.

The fact that he and Obama were on friendly terms, although both men denied being friends, helped fuel right-wing conspiracy theories that Obama was a radical leftist like Ayers and that Ayers had mentored Obama and was guiding Obama to destroy the US from within his position of power. Ayers said that he got along well with Obama when they saw each other at local social events, but that Obama was not a radical, even though he wished that Obama was a radical and that he did not have any influence over Obama's ideology.

The term "The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers" is a play on words referencing the popular 90s sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air about a young black man who moves to the tony Los Angeles neighborhood of Bel-Air to live with wealthy relatives after getting in trouble in his inner-city neighborhood in West Philadelphia. In this play on words, Obama is the "fresh prince" of radical leftist Bill Ayers who they think is dangerous and now has access to power through Obama. Of course, none of these irrational fears, false claims and conspiracies came to fruition and Obama was a rather moderate president.

Obama is a radical Marxist! He's The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers!

The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers by Datch Guy March 9, 2021

Kevin Ayers 

A fucking snitch

I can't believe Amber outed Jenni, she's such a Kevin Ayers

Kevin Ayers by snarkyboi13 May 2, 2017

stupid ayers 

someone that is stupid, dumb, lame, silly, etc.

Kara, you're such a stupid ayers.

stupid ayers by stupayers May 10, 2010