A word describing something so phenomenal that only the creation of a word, such as “awesomenisity”, can allow the human brain to comprehend its magnitude...BOOM!!!
Stephen Colbert's level of “awesomenisity” is so high that only sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads that eat hip-hop dancing hamsters, have the ability to “think” they might have heard of him…in a dream…maybe…
Awesomenosity is the level of awesomeness of someone. It can also be an aura put out by somebody, where everyone around him (it's going to be a him.. trust me girls aren't cool or awesome.) feels much more awesome.
"Your awesomenosity is about a 6.. mines like at 300 you're not even close to being as awesome as I"
or
"Your awesomenosity is really making everyone freaking awesome"
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.