Commonly mistaken for a certain action, mimicking a submarine out of water in order to break an awkward silence. Contrary to common belief, an awkward submarine is when you have an erection.
Guy 1: "Umm... please tell me that's not what I think it is..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."
by pseudophilia June 9, 2011
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