Avery Sanchez 

Avery Sanchez is the kind of person who can light up any room with his infectious energy and silly antics. Standing at an average height, with a lanky frame that seems to always be in motion, he's often seen sporting a mischievous grin. His hair, a wild mop of curls, adds to his playful look, often bouncing as he moves.

Avery's fashion sense is a blend of bright colors and quirky patterns, reflecting his vibrant personality. He has a knack for turning everyday situations into comedic moments, whether it's through his exaggerated facial expressions, impromptu dance moves, or the ridiculous voices and accents he adopts on a whim.

Known for his quick wit, Avery has a talent for making puns and jokes that catch people off guard and leave them in stitches. He's the guy who'll slip on a banana peel on purpose just to get a laugh, or show up to a casual gathering in a full costume for no reason at all.

Despite his goofy exterior, Avery has a heart of gold. He's incredibly kind and always goes out of his way to make others feel included and happy. His friends and family adore him not just for his humor, but for his genuine care and loyalty. Avery Sanchez is a whirlwind of fun, laughter, and warmth, making life a little brighter for everyone around him.

Avery Sanchez is goofy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Avery Sanchez by gtkyieghkerhgiuhe June 20, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012