Averayden 

An aversion to anybody named Jayden

Me: Why do you hate that guy so much?
Friend: Because he's named Jayden!
Me: Wow. Talk about Averayden

Averayden by lowlord43 April 27, 2024

abrayden 

An abrayden is what you would call a gay ship that has very slim chances of ever happening. Despite the many people who ship abrayden, this ship will most likely NOT happen because the universe said so ( and because of one of the people in this ship being straight ). But you know for a fact, in an alternate universe, #abraydenisreal

Person 1: Don't you think those two guys would be so cute together?

Person 2: Sure, if it weren't for the fact that one of them is straight. Besides, what would their name be?

Person 1: Simple, abrayden, OMG abrayden is real!!

Person 2: Uh, no abrayden died before it was born.

abrayden by Norms Monitor March 22, 2019

Averageness

A word that can substitute when you can't think of an answer to a question of creativity.

Name something interesting about yourself.
Sidney: Uh, my averageness?

Averageness by GIR needs rehab October 17, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004