Auttorism

A very serious, and terminal condition. Anyone suffering from Auttorism should be incinerated immediately.

Symptoms: Extreme annoyance, lack of leadership, social awkwardness, strong belief that people actually care what level you are in a video game, high probability of murdering everyone with an axe.

Risk of Sexual Transmission: 0%

Dude, he's so annoying. Worst case of Auttorism I've ever seen

by CMArunaway June 16, 2010

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

The best line in the whole entire film or movie.

*credit scene after movie*

Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?

Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D

by Big Seth Everman Energy December 28, 2019

Autojismic

The instantanious orgasm from seeing a sexy woman and thinking..yes..!! as you feel a certain glow in your underware..

a woman walks into a room or bar and your eyes meet..she smiles and you say to your mate..now thats Autojismic..one look from her and its time for the kleenex to come out..

by monkeyhanger June 16, 2011

Autoism

When people discriminate against the type of car you drive.

"Hey bro, see that guy pulling up in his pimp truck. Better call the condo association president to tow it." Trucks don't beong in our condo, because even though we think it's the Ritz...newsflash...it's NOT, that is AUTOISM!

by KrisJohn4Eva September 1, 2013

Autorisity

1. A state of not taking oneself too seriously
2. To laugh at oneself

Todays leaders are much too vain and conceive themselves as omnipotent. They could sure use some AUTORISITY.

by smileygyrus August 27, 2009

Austrism

When an Australian has autism but is in the country Australia so the word Austrism is autism but it has a nationality.

It’s so sad Mary, I found out my son has austrism and will need extra help

by My son has Autism in Australia March 22, 2019

autoristic

calling someone “autoristic” could mean 2 things

1) saying they act and look very strange doing weird things and being odd
2) implying that they are a twink riri that snorts cock

1) dude your dog is so autoristic

2) look at that guy he looks fricking autoristic.

by Bunkle Balls April 10, 2023