Autoturettes 

The amount of random obscenities that flow from your mouth when someone pisses you off in traffic.

Driver: Dude! look at mother *ing *ock* sucking guy passing everyone on the right trying to cut us off!

Passenger: You got autoturettes!

Autoturettes by Karmacon July 26, 2012

autocorettes 

When the Auto-correct on your phone adds or changes words in your texts, like a person afflicted with Tourette Syndrome would speak. Usually makes your texts unintelligible, and may even end friendships.

John: Wanna go to the mice IRA tonight? Or maybe don't at that new placebo downturn?

Jane: What are you talking about?

John: I meant do you wanna go to the Movies tonight, or maybe dinner at that new place downtown... damn autocorettes...

Jane: I'd lobster, what tinware can you pucker me up?

John: Looks like you have autocorettes too!

autocorettes by Trevski October 5, 2013

Autotourette Syndrome 

The spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases while operating a motor vehicle

Autotourette Syndrome kicked in and I shouted, "That fucking asshole just swerved into my lane and cut me off!"

Autotourette Syndrome by Rhalunen September 23, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022