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auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant
Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.
auto-assfistiation by Gornprose August 23, 2017

Auto-tune assface 

Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.
Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.

Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.
Auto-tune assface by PatGuitar October 19, 2010

autoassicurazioni

1)An autoassicurazioni is when your npc bro (a jack usually) hits you in the balls with facts

2)when someone spells orthodontist really wrong
3)an npc looking ahh goes out auto mode and smacks your ass in italian
1)jack: red wine>White wine
7villaz: wtf

2)person 1: I’m going to the autoassicurazioni later
Person 2:..what

3)*italian ass slap* mama mia !! You have some juicy meat-ah balls !!
::bro !! Did you just autoassicurazioni me ?!?!

autoassume

When you type in a word on your mobile device and it instantly changes to a completely different word, even if the word you typed was correctly spelt.
The other day frank was talking about trains in his media group. However, his phone decided to use autoassume and change 'trains' to 'trsins'
autoassume by SLOBBERKNOCKER JOE January 27, 2019

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026