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auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant
Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.
auto-assfistiation by Gornprose August 23, 2017

Auto-tune assface 

Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.
Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.

Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.
Auto-tune assface by PatGuitar October 19, 2010

autoassicurazioni

1)An autoassicurazioni is when your npc bro (a jack usually) hits you in the balls with facts

2)when someone spells orthodontist really wrong
3)an npc looking ahh goes out auto mode and smacks your ass in italian
1)jack: red wine>White wine
7villaz: wtf

2)person 1: I’m going to the autoassicurazioni later
Person 2:..what

3)*italian ass slap* mama mia !! You have some juicy meat-ah balls !!
::bro !! Did you just autoassicurazioni me ?!?!

autoassume

When you type in a word on your mobile device and it instantly changes to a completely different word, even if the word you typed was correctly spelt.
The other day frank was talking about trains in his media group. However, his phone decided to use autoassume and change 'trains' to 'trsins'
autoassume by SLOBBERKNOCKER JOE January 27, 2019

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026