Autisvert
Autisvert by Expremo Michael Cockus December 2, 2023
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autismetrist
When you think you might be blind, you visit the optometrist.
When you think you might have autism, you visit the autismetrist.
When you think you might have autism, you visit the autismetrist.
A: bro you're such an NPC. you literally say the same things over and over.
B: my bad bro. i think i might have to make a visit to my autismetrist.
A: good call bro. maybe if you're sped, you can get extra time on tests at school.
B: my bad bro. i think i might have to make a visit to my autismetrist.
A: good call bro. maybe if you're sped, you can get extra time on tests at school.
autismetrist by pedomaster February 3, 2023
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autrovert
autistential crisis
Person 1: Is Harvey okay? He's been infodumping a lot about autism lately.
Person 2: He'll be fine, he's just having an autistential crisis.
Person 2: He'll be fine, he's just having an autistential crisis.
autistential crisis by katieemw95 April 29, 2023
Antivert
An advert that builds up really well to a massive anticlimax, which consequently makes you not want to do/use/be associated with what the advert was about
Hey dude did you see that Co-op express advert? all that building up just to say "we'll just go to Co-op" such an antivert
Antivert by killallblacks January 7, 2011
Autovert
A person that is only friends/outgoing with themselves, and an introvert to everyone else. Useful to use on an "Erm, acktchually🤓👆" sentence and ending your friendship with your BFFFL.
A: "Why is C such an introvert? I have never seen them with a friend."
B: "Erm, acktchually🤓👆 they are an autovert."
B: "Erm, acktchually🤓👆 they are an autovert."
Autovert by Naxiye [2] November 30, 2025
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