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autismetrist 

When you think you might be blind, you visit the optometrist.

When you think you might have autism, you visit the autismetrist.
A: bro you're such an NPC. you literally say the same things over and over.

B: my bad bro. i think i might have to make a visit to my autismetrist.

A: good call bro. maybe if you're sped, you can get extra time on tests at school.
autismetrist by pedomaster February 3, 2023

autrovert 

A die hard automotive enthusiast that lives and breathes cars, motorcycles, etc.
The guy with the huge ass garage is a total autrovert.
autrovert by s2khali March 27, 2017

autistential crisis 

The existential crisis one has when they think they may be autistic.
Person 1: Is Harvey okay? He's been infodumping a lot about autism lately.

Person 2: He'll be fine, he's just having an autistential crisis.

Antivert 

An advert that builds up really well to a massive anticlimax, which consequently makes you not want to do/use/be associated with what the advert was about
Hey dude did you see that Co-op express advert? all that building up just to say "we'll just go to Co-op" such an antivert
Antivert by killallblacks January 7, 2011

autisserie 

A chicken loving autistic person that could be fat
I am autisserie
autisserie by Captain Autisserie February 16, 2025
A person that is only friends/outgoing with themselves, and an introvert to everyone else. Useful to use on an "Erm, acktchually🤓👆" sentence and ending your friendship with your BFFFL.
A: "Why is C such an introvert? I have never seen them with a friend."
B: "Erm, acktchually🤓👆 they are an autovert."
Autovert by Naxiye [2] November 30, 2025