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Albignorant 

Somebody who knows nothing about Albino people. They may assume that their hair is dyed, that they don’t use moisturiser, and are twice their actual age.
Hey that old lady over there with the white-blonde hair looks like she could be Liv’s Mum!

Dude, that ‘old lady’ was like 18. She’s an albino…you’re so albignorant!
Albignorant by Maddog2014 May 25, 2014

arrignorant, arrignorance 

1. One who is arrogant and ignorant all at once.
2. Spurs fans
3. Kobe fans
Arrignorant people in San Antonio actually think the Spurs won the title legitimately. Their arrignorance doesn't let them see past the Spurs wins, they only care about the "W's".

arrignorant, arrignorance 

President George W. Bush supporters!
After his State of the Union address, the arrignorant cheered for Bush showing their arrignorance!

Arrignorant 

Ones expression of an (unknown to them) false statement delivered with high levels of arrogance and ignorance.
Mark is so arrignorant, he just said, "I'm a genius, I just added LED lights above my solar panels so my solar panels can make power all day! I doubled their energy production. Why haven't solar panel researchers thought of this by now!?! I should patent this!"
Wow...
Arrignorant by jrbe April 24, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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