Authenism 

The belief that prosperity and well being can be achieved through doing the most simplistic act through the internet.

Jaden chose authenism, as he was extremely lazy.

Authenism by Authentic_Jeans April 13, 2019

r/atheism 

An organized system of beliefs, cultural systems, world views, ideas, and ideals that relate humanity to an order of existence without god. The religion of atheism crowd-sourced under the church of reddit. A sermonizing vanity project that practices ritualistic circlejerking of pseudo-philosophical platitudes originating primarily on facebook. A self-celebrating, fedora wearing scene of experts on Occam's razor. Ontological superfluity.

redditor 1: "What's r/atheism?"

redditor 2: "Oh, you mean that church of religious zealots that downvote any reference to god?"

redditor 1: "Yeah, prepare to be shadowbanned."

r/atheism by Don't use your real names. January 23, 2015

faces of atheism 

The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.

faces of atheism actually made r/circlejerk break character

faces of atheism by BOSSN14 December 16, 2012

r/atheism 

See circlejerk.

Hypixel is slowly turning into r/atheism 2.0.

r/atheism by anonym0u$e December 1, 2022

r/atheism 

Despite the other definition saying that r/atheism is not a place filled with bigoted assholes, it is. Simply a visit to its front page reveals this and calling all the members of one faith "brain washed" is not only being retarded but it is also generalizing on a foolish preconceived notion based on personal experience.

The idiots over at r/atheism are incapable of having an intellectual discussion. They simply post insulting memes about God and Christians (they mostly don't touch on other faiths as they have an irrational hatred against Christians) but ask them why they're atheist and they can never give a good reason. Some of their reasons are below:

"I'm gay and God hates gays and therefore he doesn't exist!"

"My sister died! God didn't prevent that and therefore this universe came from nothing!"

They will not consider any other world-view such as agnosticism or deism. Anything disagreeing with them is "Christian" or "unscientific" even though they're the unscientific ones for relying on anecdotal claims.

Recently, r/atheism came up with a series of images where its members would take pictures of themselves explaining why they're atheist. For a good laugh, Google "faces of atheism" and go onto images. You'll find half-naked men and old balding men sticking their middle fingers up saying that they don't believe in God because they are intellectual. As if! These monkeys clearly don't know their left hand from their right!

r/atheism is the home of assholes and professional quote makers such as A.A Lewis.

r/atheism by Skialian November 22, 2013

Atheism Plus 

A horrible idea developed to combine several movements: atheism, feminism, L.G.B.T., social justice, and skepticism. The idea is poor because:

1) These individual movements have differing frames of reference and goals
2) It seeks to divide established groups into a minority of minorities

-Not all atheists are skeptics, not all skeptics are feminist, not all feminist and atheist, etc.
3) It alienates supporters of each movement, which likely outnumbers the A+ members in all cases.

-Example: feminism moving to A+ would alienate religious feminist

Atheism only address one question, is belief in a deity or deities supported by evidence, which is why it’s powerful. Atheism does not provide a world view about how to live nor should it. There are existing terms for these other movements and the combination of all social justice issues. It’s called “social equality” and” humanism”. Atheism plus is a divisive movement started by short sighted-power seeking Prima Donnas looking to hijack and existing movement (atheism) for personal glory and intellectual bigotry.

Let’s all join atheism plus so we can sit on our high-horses and talk shit about everyone else.

Instead of helping millions of dying Africans by spreading atheism and promoting the use of condoms, let’s join the feminist, slow the progress of atheism by alienating members, and promote internal bickering.

Atheism Plus by exodortch July 31, 2013

Atheism 

The lack of belief in a deity or deities. Just that. Nothing else.

Atheism doesn't hold any answers to life's big questions. It won't tell you the meaning of life and it won't tell you how it all started. It's not a religion, not a philosophy, not a way of life. Atheism is quite simply *non-belief*.

#1: "I heard you're an atheist and don't believe in God, #2. If that's true then how did the universe begin?"
#2: "I don't know for sure. The leading scientific theory right now is the Big Bang theory, but that has a few problems and might not be correct."
#1: "If there's no God then where do we know right from wrong from?"
#2: "Again, I don't know for sure, but the general theory is that we evolved this feature because social creatures do better if unit cohesion isn't hindered by constant murdering."

Atheism isn't about answers. It's not really about anything, actually.

Atheism by mrbogart December 27, 2010