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Dumbass Atheist

Dumbass Atheist is a meme that, like Scumbag Atheist, makes fun of atheists. The meme typically uses the the "genius" meme as its template but is modified so the A symbol for atheism is on the forehead of the rage face. Knowyourmeme defines the "genius" meme as "a rage comic character and an expression used to marvel at someone’s stupidity. Because of its dubious use in criticism of others and self-deprecative humor, the character shares common grounds with other memes in the rage comic universe, particularly some of the more sarcastic ones like “You Don’t Say” and “Watch Out, We Got a Badass Over Here."

The other form of the Dumbass Atheist meme uses a template of a man (who is presumably gay) holding a piece of bread next to his mouth that is shaped like a cock. Dumbass Atheist differentiates from Scumbag Atheist by mocking the dumbass arguments of the atheist (hence the name) with the meme making fun of how atheists spew things out of context, create straw man arguments or use ad hominems.
Dumbass Atheist:

"I'm gay and The Bible says God hates gays so therefore he doesn't exist!"

"Bad things happened to me. God didn't stop that and therefore he doesn't exist!"

"One Christian was bad to me! Therefore they're all the same!"

"My prayers didn't work and therefore God doesn't exist and we all came from nothing!"

These common bullshit arguments ignore thousands of years of philosophy and logic and are emotional based rather than rational.
by Skialian January 4, 2014
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Adam and Eve

Simply put, the first two humans in existence which would be fully compatible with the belief that evolution is correct. After all every human can trace their ancestry back to y-chromosomal adam and mitochondrial eve which might be the entire concept that religions were referring to when they claimed that there was a "father" and a "mother" of the human race.
Adam and Eve meet y-chromosomal adam and mitochondrial eve (although they lived thousands of years apart).
by Skialian January 9, 2014
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Atheist girl

Massive slut who is into kinky things and fetishes. She is able to to take it deep in the ass and would be able to gyrate her ass on your cock as you fucked her. Most prostitutes are atheist girls like this. Normally into fisting, rimming, scat play, enema's and other dirty sexual acts. An atheist girl is good during that period of life when you want to experiment with your sexual limits but she is otherwise a forgettable, unintelligent person who, outside of sex, screams about the "oppression" religion imposes upon her.
An Atheist girl will do things no Christian girl would. She isn't girlfriend or marrying material and is only good for sex.
by Skialian January 12, 2014
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Atheist girl

Massive slut who is into kinky things and fetishes. She is able to to take it deep in the ass and would be able to gyrate her ass on your cock as you fucked her. Most prostitutes are atheist girls like this. Normally into fisting, rimming, scat play, enema's and other dirty sexual acts. An atheist girl is good during that period of life when you want to experiment with your sexual limits but she is otherwise a forgettable, unintelligent person who, outside of sex, screams about the "oppression" religion imposes upon her.
An Atheist girl will do things no Christian girl would. She isn't girlfriend or marrying material and is only good for sex.
by Skialian January 12, 2014
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r/atheism

Despite the other definition saying that r/atheism is not a place filled with bigoted assholes, it is. Simply a visit to its front page reveals this and calling all the members of one faith "brain washed" is not only being retarded but it is also generalizing on a foolish preconceived notion based on personal experience.

The idiots over at r/atheism are incapable of having an intellectual discussion. They simply post insulting memes about God and Christians (they mostly don't touch on other faiths as they have an irrational hatred against Christians) but ask them why they're atheist and they can never give a good reason. Some of their reasons are below:

"I'm gay and God hates gays and therefore he doesn't exist!"

"My sister died! God didn't prevent that and therefore this universe came from nothing!"

They will not consider any other world-view such as agnosticism or deism. Anything disagreeing with them is "Christian" or "unscientific" even though they're the unscientific ones for relying on anecdotal claims.

Recently, r/atheism came up with a series of images where its members would take pictures of themselves explaining why they're atheist. For a good laugh, Google "faces of atheism" and go onto images. You'll find half-naked men and old balding men sticking their middle fingers up saying that they don't believe in God because they are intellectual. As if! These monkeys clearly don't know their left hand from their right!
r/atheism is the home of assholes and professional quote makers such as A.A Lewis.
by Skialian November 22, 2013
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Closet Gay

What most atheists are hence their constant whining about homosexuality.
Jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge cock up his ass while preaching about his bullshit atheism.
by Skialian January 5, 2014
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Christophobic

Most atheists are Christophobic for their irrational fear and hatred of religion, religious people, crosses and Jesus Christ (just mentioning his name drives many of them on emotional rants). Many of these atheist idiots are hypocrites who are against the bullying of gays and atheists but espouse Biphobia (which is discrimination against bisexual people which is exhibited in many gay people) and discrimination against religious people.
Jack the gay atheist was Christophobic and blindly believed in nonscientific ideals such as naturalism and abiogenesis. Jack was an atheist idiot.
by Skialian January 10, 2014
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