Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

by TheCluck June 6, 2019

your auntie drops her panties

Worse then your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grand-pap a trap...

1:Your mom gay
2:Your dad lesbian
1:No u
2:Well your granny tranny
1:Your grand-pap a trap
2: But your auntie drops her panties
1:*ded*

by One chunky boi March 23, 2018

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

Ur Auntie Non-Binary

Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.

Bob: Ur mom gay.

Thomas: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary

*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends

by Big N095 June 20, 2018

auntie red

Auntie red is a term used when hinting to somebody that you are on your period.

Friend1: Hey hru?

Friend2: Good, but auntie red just arrived.
Friend1: Oh, that sucks. You need something?

by Catpoops May 30, 2023

aunties aunty

When your aunty is smashing back your other aunties because she is not blood related.

Sister (1). That's my brother's wife. I caught her cutting carpet with our sister's (3) husband's sister.

Sister (2). Really!! Well, I hope she comes to clean my carpet.

Eh, geez girl. That's our nephew's aunty.

The Aunties Aunty.

by TdubyakV September 1, 2021

auntie-hero

Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.

Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.

by QuacksO January 13, 2023