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Andrew van auken 

A micro sized marscopian, a child porn lover, a toe tickling practitioner, Andrew van auken is every girls dream... every girl named Elizabeth Tang
Oh Andrew van auken, lick my man pussy
"Evan I'm going to shove my cock up your ass" exclaimed Andrew van auken
Related Words
Auken • Andrew van auken • aujenae • Aiken • Auden • auren • akeno • arken • auke • Aulena

Arkenism 

The infusion of a political ideology and a religion.
Dog are you a communist?

No , a Christian Communist. I follow Arkenism.
Arken is the kindest person and who’s very loyal. Arken will truly loves you without any love in a return. A very hot person, tall and funny. Arken will be there for you no matter what, life is very easy with Arken and he’s very loved by people around him. In nutshell he’s the best boyfriend ever.
Someone: i am like Arken
Me: omg be mine.

Arken is the most beautiful person on earth.
Arken by Loveeofmylife January 27, 2021
The coolest person ever, or hottest person ever.
Person 1: That girl is so akenn
Person 2: I know.
Akenn by XxXcLoWnChEcKxXx April 26, 2020
Arken is the kindest person and loyal. Arken is very hot, tall and funny. He will truly love you without getting love in a return, a trust worthy and the best person you can meet. Arken is a perfect boyfriend; unique, special and everyone around him loves him. It’s hard to forget about Arken. Life is easier with him.
Being with Arken is a heaven and no one can take his place, if you find Arken don’t let him go.
Someone: I am like Arken.
Me: Omg! Be mine.

In a nutshell Arken is very precious and rare to find.
Arken by Loveeofmylife January 27, 2021

arken's law 

Arken's Law, which states that a discussion is over when a camparison is made to the book 1984, was invented on www.iidb.org. While it was Arken who came up with the idea that Orwellian references are much abused, it was someotherguy who suggested that a law similar to Godwin's be applied.
User 1: Big Brother is here! Welcome to 1984!

User 2: I invoke Arken's Law by declaring this discussion over and you are retarded.
arken's law by me October 31, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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