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- adjective
1. A quick combination of freaking awesome.
2. An exclamation of alarming/astonishing/daunting/dreadful/mind-blowing/stunning/striking/wondrous-ness.
Your facebook status is Auken!
Auken by Master Bennett. January 11, 2009
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Andrew van auken 

A micro sized marscopian, a child porn lover, a toe tickling practitioner, Andrew van auken is every girls dream... every girl named Elizabeth Tang
Oh Andrew van auken, lick my man pussy
"Evan I'm going to shove my cock up your ass" exclaimed Andrew van auken
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Arkenism 

The infusion of a political ideology and a religion.
Dog are you a communist?

No , a Christian Communist. I follow Arkenism.
Arken is the kindest person and who’s very loyal. Arken will truly loves you without any love in a return. A very hot person, tall and funny. Arken will be there for you no matter what, life is very easy with Arken and he’s very loved by people around him. In nutshell he’s the best boyfriend ever.
Someone: i am like Arken
Me: omg be mine.

Arken is the most beautiful person on earth.
Arken by Loveeofmylife January 27, 2021
The coolest person ever, or hottest person ever.
Person 1: That girl is so akenn
Person 2: I know.
Akenn by XxXcLoWnChEcKxXx April 26, 2020
Arken is the kindest person and loyal. Arken is very hot, tall and funny. He will truly love you without getting love in a return, a trust worthy and the best person you can meet. Arken is a perfect boyfriend; unique, special and everyone around him loves him. It’s hard to forget about Arken. Life is easier with him.
Being with Arken is a heaven and no one can take his place, if you find Arken don’t let him go.
Someone: I am like Arken.
Me: Omg! Be mine.

In a nutshell Arken is very precious and rare to find.
Arken by Loveeofmylife January 27, 2021

arken's law 

Arken's Law, which states that a discussion is over when a camparison is made to the book 1984, was invented on www.iidb.org. While it was Arken who came up with the idea that Orwellian references are much abused, it was someotherguy who suggested that a law similar to Godwin's be applied.
User 1: Big Brother is here! Welcome to 1984!

User 2: I invoke Arken's Law by declaring this discussion over and you are retarded.
arken's law by me October 31, 2004
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