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Albanie is....god there are no words to describe how amazing she is. She is very cute, very stubborn, short tempered and a little psycho. Albanie is also sweet, kind, soft hearted, crazy and outgoing. Albanie tends to be hyper and annoying at times, cute, sweet, kind and helpful at times, but then there is Albanie's bad side...she is psycho, crazy, and a total bitch. Trust me you don't want to get on Albanie's bad side. Albanie is a fun person to date. She has many different personalities but in a good way. Everyone wants to date an Albanie. She will brighten your day. Albanie also is very sexy, although she usually dresses lazily, when she tries it's amazing, there are no words to describe it. If you get a good Albanie, in a relationship, she will give you her everything. Once she gets attached to you, she is attached to you, well probably for life. She will have a hard time getting over you. Albanie's only "click" with certain people, so if Anna is dying to date you, there is a reason. And she most likely will get attached. When an Albanie is in a relationship, she is dating you to marry you, and trust me when I say that she will only be about you. ( that is if you get a good Albanie) Albanie is the love of my life, she is my wife, and if I lost her I would literally shoot myself. She was my high school sweetheart and Albanie's tend to get crazy sometimes but you need to trust her.
I wish Albanie was mine! I would do anything to have her!
albanie by loler_1982 December 13, 2017
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Someone with multiple personalities. Fake AF. Her comedic persona is the only she's got going for her, the type that would smile at funerals. Definitely the not-so-hot girl who you wouldn't take to the school dance. Albanie is in desperate need of a TOTAL makeover.
Hot girl: "Is that Albanie?"
Hotter girl: "Yeah, it is!"
Hot girl: " That girl seriously needs to do something about those eyebrows, ewww"
Hotter girl: "IKR, maybe I should go and shade them in for her"
Hot girl and hotter girl giggle as they search their Prada handbags for an eyebrow pencil....
Albanie by Jefreeee Starrrrr December 13, 2017
aubane is a fun person, his hair says a lot.
aubane is so radiant that she dyed her hair yellow
aubane by anonymous November 21, 2021
Kind , very smart and, beautiful girl , well love u even tho u heart her . A girl who would stay at ur side no more what . She very shy at first until u get to meet her .
Abanie is a very smart girl, she is beautiful and really pretty. She is a girl that will love you even tho u hurt her . A girl who would stay at your side no matter what . Abanie is very shy at first until shes gets comfortable with you.
Abanie by anonymous November 23, 2021
A beautiful girl . She is always caring and putting people first. She has so many friends but a lot of them are backstabbers.
Albanie: Albanie is so nice and caring.
Albanie by Bripickles June 18, 2022
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