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On sale at Walmart 

Diarrhea.

*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."
Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.

Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.

“Garage sale at 1223” 

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.

look at one's sales

(verb) to set eyes on one's money.
look at one's sales by Fangsta March 18, 2003

F.A.T. Scale 

The Face, Ass, Tits scale you need to check to see if a girl if hot or not.
Friend 1: Damn look at that girl!!
Friend 2: Damn let me check my F.A.T. Scale to see how hot see really is.
Example 2:
Dude she's hot but lets see where she fits in my F.A.T. Scale.
F.A.T. Scale by ThecreatorLol August 14, 2011

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026