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Asuris are very rare, they seem shy at first but if you getting know them you'll be on a Rollercoaster ride they are fun and can't stay still, they don't like to wait and they are very sassy. But deep inside they are very sweet caring and funny. So keep her close.
Girl one: I just bumped into Asuri
Girl two: ugh, she's so mean. Did she get mad?
Girl one: no, she actually said sorry.
Girl two: hm, that's odd.
Asuri by Jimin's Jelly Jam Jar March 30, 2019
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Asuri's are rare and powerful, they are often quiet and have the ability to draw their thoughts extremely well, they will kill you if you provoke them enough and will make sure to make you feel pain, trust is easily broken, breaking they're trust means holding a grudge forever. They are very nice but only when you bring the same energy and like to be caring and sweet deep down even though they may seem intimidating and mean.
Girl: OH fuck i ran into this girl
Asuri: You little bitch
Girl: I-im sorry
Asuri: Its okay fucker *kisses*
Asuri by eoiwji May 19, 2025
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Usually a quiet freak, may seem innocent but they're personality says otherwise, they are also often sweet and caring deep down even if they seem intimidating to approach, they like to keep they're friend circle small and only trust those who are close, also very sensitive sometimes.
Usually a mixed baddie
Person: I bumped into someone I wonder why shes apologizing?
Asuri: Have a good day!!
Person: Hm seems nice
Asuri by eoiwji May 19, 2025

Brain dead Asuri 

People who main a Legend called asuri in a fighting game called brawlhalla.
The part that makes them brain dead is they fucking spam side sig with katars like come on it's pretty predictable and when they don't have their katars they spam side sig with sword and its so fucking fast like wtf.
Player 1: I FUCKING LOST TO A BRAIN DEAD ASURI
Player 2: What makes them brain dead?
Player 1: They spam their sigs like there's no tomorrow. But the thing is they have less than a half of a brain cell, unlike normal sig spammers.

Asari Grinder 

One who gets his grind on with the Asari species in Mass Effect.
Dude, Sajam was getting his asari grinder on last night up in the clubs.
Asari Grinder by Bogeh July 20, 2009

Asriel Dreemurr 

A Very Powerful Goat In Undertale That Can Absorb Souls From Humans And Monsters.
Asriel Is The Best Character Ever.
Who Can Say No To A Very Cute Goat?
Asriel Dreemurr: ∞ Attack ∞ Defence.
The Absolute God Of Hyperdeath.
Effeminated, tanned individual who sports a fashionable haircut (often a mohawk), wears trendy expensive clothes and reeks of disgusting perfume. Usually of latino or portugese ethnicity.
I was going to the gym, but when I passed near the lockers room, I was instantly assaulted by the smell of Axe perfume and cologne. I knew the asuricos were there, so I ran for my life and never went back.
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