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Astyreo means beautiful/handsome yet unobtainable
Jhon is an astyreo because of my sexuality
Astyreo by astyreo May 28, 2023

astereotypical nerd 

Someone who fits the nerd description in that the person in question is socially inept and has obscure interests, however he/she does not have the typical nerd appearance. Instead, he/she is fairly attractive and doesn't scream nerd right away.
-You see that girl over there?
-Yeah, she's hot!
-She's also the owner of the most popular Star Wars RPG online.
-Wow... talk about your astereotypical nerd!

Astoreolas 

A woman with exceptional nipple hard on that is visible in Astoria, Queens.
I heard that chicks Astoreolas are as smooth as Tony Bennetts voice.
Astoreolas by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 10, 2009

astreopostis 

dumb mf that's addicted to slapping a homie's ass
jack: *exists*

astreopostitic mf: *slaps jack's ass*

jack: "yo wtf is wrong with ur gay ass"

astreopostitic mf: "shit sorry i got astreopostis"