Basically any self-absorbed, closed-minded STEM person thinking that they're all-mighty and better than anybody else just because of what they chose to pursue. "Astro" coming from astrophysics. Often see people in any other fields (especially creative ones) as lesser beings. They are the douches of the modern era.
Astrofucker: What?! You chose to do lower level mathematics? What a pleb!
Normal person: Shut up astrofucker, not everyone has the same interests as you.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!