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Astral Sciences

The study of, and purported technologies for interacting with, the "astral plane"—a hypothesized non-physical dimension of existence accessible through consciousness. This includes mapping astral topography, understanding the physics of thought-form projection, and categorizing non-corporeal entities. It's the most literal interpretation of "inner space exploration," treating out-of-body experiences and lucid dreams as fieldwork. The methodology is inherently subjective and anecdotal, making it the ultimate frontier science where the primary instrument is the explorer's own mind.
Example: "She published a field guide in Astral Sciences: 'Common Cognitive Parasites of the Lower Emotional Stratum and How to Shield Against Them.' Critics called it fantasy; practitioners called it the most important safety manual ever written for interdimensional backpacking."
Astral Sciences by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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Astral Sciences

The rigorous academic discipline dedicated to studying everything that happens when your "astral body" supposedly leaves your physical form to wander the cosmos. It's the field that attempts to map the astral plane, catalog its inhabitants (usually described as "beings of pure light" or "terrifying shadow monsters"), and develop a standardized taxonomy for out-of-body experiences. Unfortunately, peer review in astral sciences is tricky, as replicating the results requires the other scientist to also be asleep or deeply meditating at the exact same time.
Example: "He claimed his astral sciences research had proven the existence of the Akashic Records, a cosmic library of all knowledge. When asked for a source, he said he 'read it on the astral plane last Tuesday.' His paper was rejected."
Astral Sciences by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Astral Social Sciences

The study of the societies, cultures, and power structures that supposedly exist on the astral plane. It seeks to understand the politics of ethereal beings, the economic system of an energy-based reality (do they trade in good vibes?), and the class structure among ascended masters, spirit guides, and that one guy who's just there to show you your past lives. It's a field filled with fascinating theories and a complete and total lack of verifiable data, making it a favorite among creative writing majors.
Example: "Her thesis in astral social sciences explored the hypothesis that the astral plane has a rigid social hierarchy, with 'beings of pure white light' at the top and 'confused, recently deceased people who don't know they're dead' at the bottom. She claimed she learned this from a talking orb named Bartholomew."
Astral Social Sciences by Abzugal February 14, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026