astarion

A sassy, drama-queen, baby girl vampire spawn

(Also my love)

Astarion approves.

by Serly September 14, 2023

astaciones

a gas like drug that floats throughout the air that mainly can only go into affect by certain people. Causes very high mood swings and constant laughing. You may seem drunk or high but in reality are completely sober. Theres just some astaciones in the air is all.

Girl1:AHAHAHA OMG WE SHOULD GO ON A SWIIIIIIIING I LUUUUUV SWINGS
Guy:dude..what is up with her
Girl2: oh nothing, theres just major astaciones in the air.

by i.laugh.too.much June 26, 2009

Asterion

a boy you think is shy, and then you get to know him and think he's an asshole.
usually addicted to pokemon go

asterion thinks dorm life is "lit"

by conrad12345 August 28, 2023

Astarious

Slang meaning "stupidly funny." Assumed to be a combination of hilarious and hysterical. Created by gen Alpha

"Did you see Jenn perform last night? That set was astarious!"

by BabeLolbae May 26, 2024