expectorate 

Medical term for expulsion of phlegm, tobacco juice, and excess saliva (spit). At one time, practiced mostly by those who chewed tobacco or those who were diseased. Now practiced by the majority of men before they use a urinal, when getting out of their car, or when leaving a building, for unknown reasons.

if you expect to rate as a gentleman, please don't expectorate on the floor.

expectorate by Freddy Ferno November 30, 2010

Polling the electorate 

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.

That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

Polling the electorate by AnotherDumbUsername May 21, 2018

expectorating

hocking a lugie, spitting mucus and saliva out of your mouth

I'm especially good at expectorating.

expectorating by UIO000 December 28, 2006

sexpectorate 

v. To cough and choke on semen after performing oral sex on a male. When some of the ejaculate is basically inhaled rather than swallowed.

That was the first time I have ever sexpectorated after giving head...The size and force of his spload was so incredible that I must been caught off guard!!!

sexpectorate by Barry Flomar January 24, 2004

Great Expectorations 

A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").

"Damn! Mrs. Mitchell's making us read chapters 1-7 of Great Expectorations tonight!"

Great Expectorations by Anonymous January 30, 2005

expectopatronads 

when one uses magical powers to shoot off another ones nads.

1. doode im gunna expectopatronads your nads.
2. nooooo dontttttttt!!!!!!
1. too late! EXPECTOPATRONADS (in the zone, must think of horny memory)
2.MY NADS!!!!!

expectopatronads by Brittneyfvghjuyfvbh February 6, 2008

testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.

testicular expectorant by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006