Assolophobia 

When you find ass hairs in your ass crack and you are startled

"ah, I have ass hairs, I just got assolophobia"

Assolophobia by Idubbbz left nipple May 25, 2018

assophobia 

the feeling of looking at 160 asses attached to one being.

the moment i saw the damn thing , my assophobia kicked in

assophobia by banana dude November 2, 2019

assholaphobia 

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

assholaphobia by JoeNJ2 August 27, 2012

apolophobia

noun
An extreme, abnormal, or irrational fear of or aversion to apologizing.

Although he obviously hurt her feelings, he suffers from apolophobia, and offered no apology.

apolophobia by Wilbert Conchita March 28, 2020

assophobia 

fear of ass

"My friend has assophobia. He is afraid of ass."

assophobia by turreter October 18, 2020

arsonophobia 

fear of arson(ew)

I killed john because he had arsonophobia, which made me sad because I love arson

arsonophobia by Sheit911 January 10, 2022