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When a person has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity is clearly noticeable when they enter any room ... Kind of like blowing a horn announcing their assness. An asshorn is usually the fuck face of the office.
Oh shit! That asshorn Jason is here. Don't make eye contact or that shitbrick will come over here. That fucker eats his lunch while taking a shit.
Asshorn by DarthAss March 30, 2017
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A person that has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity of clearly noticable when they enter the room ... Kind of like blowing a horn announcing their assness.
Wow, my neighbor is a fucking asshorn! But, I would like to donkey punch his daughter.
Asshorn by DarthHuge August 11, 2008
imaginary shoehorn-like device used to squeeze an ass into a super tight pair of pants
man, those jeans are so tight she must have used an asshorn to get into them.
asshorn by david copeland August 6, 2007
the popcorn that falls under your ass when you are in a theatre.
Dude, stop eating that nasty asscorn!
asscorn by cheesemaster February 19, 2005

asshound 

Dude who persistently pursues anal sex and generally loves asses. Including female ones.
Girl: You are such an asshound. We just did it that way on Tuesday.
Boy: So? Last I checked I didn't break it. Why can't I play with it again? I'll play nice. I promise.
asshound by bumdarts November 17, 2011

asshorse 

Biblical father figure to the isrealites, 'The asshorse will set us free with his 40lbs ass ^_______^". Some believe the asshorse may return in 2004 as a horses ass.
Asshorse demands lamb blood over your door or he will shit in your microwave.
asshorse by fidel castro July 1, 2003

asshorder 

You fart so much, you asshorder
asshorder by John stiglich October 15, 2006
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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