absurd variation of the infinite number of "ass+noun/verb" formulaic constructions commonly found on message forums: assmuppet, assnog, asswipe, assgoblin, etc.
Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.
May be ordered from a "hatmonger".
Later taken as a mantra by the Taleban Thread Krew of FuckedCompany.com.
May be ordered from a "hatmonger".
by zem January 11, 2005
Get the asshelmet mug.Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.
Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.
They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.
Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.
Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.
Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.
They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.
Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.
Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.
Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?
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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...
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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...
by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007
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1)A description used for when a girl sits on your face. IE; it looks like you have on an ass helmet 2)When you pull your dick out of an ass and it has some shit on the tip.
by jeff lebowski Shut the fuck up Donny! January 13, 2005
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by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003
Get the asspellet mug.Nick Young cheated on his fiancee and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. D'Angelo Russell is just an idiot and now he's going to have to deal with the consequences. Really they are all just a bunch of assholetes
by kustnodi June 30, 2016
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1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.
1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.
"He's a 9 on the assholometer"
by phantom2012 November 9, 2012
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