Ass-Diddling

To shove 2 fingers us somebody's ass and move them around to cause immense pain

Guy1: Jeremy never said goodnight to me back
Guy2: Well looks like it's Ass-Diddling time

by Nightgar May 31, 2021

diddle-ass

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.

"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"

by big chopper July 31, 2003

diddle-ass

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A whole new way of looking at things.

Man...diddle-ass has a whole new meaning.

by i <3 the scottish messiah August 03, 2004