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ass pocket 

Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...
Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.
ass pocket by IL4MD-1 November 23, 2009
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ass pocket 

The 375ml bottle of liquor available for purchase. It is small enough to fit in your back pocket, aka your ass pocket.
Guy: I'm halfway through my ass pocket of Jack daniels
Girl: What is an ass pocket?
Guy: 375ml of liquor, it fits in your ass pocket.
Girl: Well it's not on UrbanDictionary.
Guy: It is now.
ass pocket by Fun Johnny June 26, 2015

Ass pocket 

Falling apart, shambles, threadbare, junky, in bad condition, rundown, in a state of disrepair
Are you going to wear that ass pocket t-shirt, with all the rips in the fabric, out in public?
Ass pocket by R.L. Burnside August 21, 2018

Ass Pocket 

A fifth (200 ml) flat bottle of liquor. So named because it easily slides into the ass pocket. Immortalized on blues legend RL Burnsides' "A Ass Pocket of Whiskey"
Yo, I got an ass pocket of Jameson's, imma go sit under a bridge and get fookin ripped.
Ass Pocket by BK667 September 15, 2020

pocket ass 

1.) A sex toy 2.) A nickname for a person
pocket ass by Joe C. March 17, 2004

pocket ass 

A cute little ass that is small enough to fit in your pocket.
Yo man, check out that chicks pocket ass, it sho is fine
pocket ass by burrier September 21, 2004

ass packet 

basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.
i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.
ass packet by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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