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Ass chowder

Another word for diarrhea. I personal use this term for food items at my workplace's cafeteria that have the consistency of soup.
we need to order pizza for lunch, they are serving the boss's ass chowder again in the cafeteria.
Ass chowder by Ben June 9, 2004
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Ass Chowder

The excrement from someones anus that consists of semen and fecal matter.
"Man, I was watching that one movie 'Zack and Miri make a porno' until I saw that one chick shit her ass chowder everywhere!"
Ass Chowder by CackWrestler April 22, 2011

Ass chowder

Matt Pandiscios ass excrement after a night of Chili
When Matt ate Sashas cooking out came the ass chowder
Ass chowder by Rob January 2, 2005

Ass chowder

A term I use for the nibs of toilet paper that come off your ass and gradually build up around the toilet bowl rim.
You know its time to clean the toilet when there's an ass chowder mountain.

clam chowder ass bitch

A term to describe ain't shit people. Coined by Rudy of @oldiesrule4ever
Stephanie is a clam chowder ass bitch for her tweets about undocumented immigrants.

asschowder 

Chunky fire-shit that ejects from one's anus.
I drank too much coconut juice and I shat asschowder.
asschowder by xaltien April 17, 2003
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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