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Hippopotamus Cooch

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.

Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

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A term I use for the nibs of toilet paper that come off your ass and gradually build up around the toilet bowl rim.

You know its time to clean the toilet when there's an ass chowder mountain.

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