Ass Cabbage 

A spherical, peelable shite of cabbacious proportions.

Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"

"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"

Ass Cabbage by september6 September 7, 2011

Ass Cabbage 

Any bits of undigested food that passs through your intestines and drops into the toilet

That broccoli salad I ate yesterday gave me some serious ass cabbage this morning

Ass Cabbage by David Smooth August 10, 2017

ass cabbage 

An ass cabbage is:

1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings

"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."

"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."

ass cabbage by Peter627 December 3, 2007

Ass cabbage 

The tissue that rolls out of your ass hairs onto the floor after a shit.

Hey.. Did you just leave ass cabbage on the rug?

Ass cabbage by Curacion September 15, 2019

Cabbage Ass

The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart

Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.

Cabbage Ass by alphachimp October 11, 2003

Hot Ass and Cabbage 

The distinct odor left in a room after people have been having sex in it - particularly sweaty, nasty, after a twelve hour workday sex. The smell is evocative of ass sweat and the distinct funky perfume which emanates during the process of boiling cabbage.

"Aaawww, what the... ?!? It smells like Hot Ass and Cabbage up in this piece."

Said to significant other when they come home after a long day of work: "Phew, baby why don't you go take a shower before we get busy - I don't want my sheets to be stinkin' like Hot Ass and Cabbage."

Hot Ass and Cabbage by - Chaka - November 10, 2008

Cabbage Ass

The condition in which atrong anal juices and pungeont gas cause the crack of the ass to become chafed and painfully sensitive, epecially while wiping.

Due to his cabbage ass, Ron always became teary-eyed when wiping his chapped butthole and crack. The odor, however, brought tears to everyone else's eyes.

Cabbage Ass by Dale McCartney June 14, 2005